"Colder 'n a welldigger's ass!!!"

...To quote my dear old momma...

What kind of dumbass freak puts their hand in something sticky at the library cafe' and propmtly automatically licks her hand?!

NO, Shae! Don't touch the stove! It'll burn you!

Someone should give me those little plastic things that you stick in electrical outlets to keep babies from sticking their fingers in them for my birthday.

It's cold, it's wet, and I'm already ready to get the fuck out of dodge and run back to San Diego.

Anyone wanna go with me? ...We're probably walking, but hey. Where's your sense of adventure?

The steamer at the cafe' sounds like a stegosaurus. No, I don't know why a stegosaurus in particular. We don't ask questions 'round these parts.