"...no alarms and no surprises, please..."
Things I learned this weekend:
- Good friends will offer to pay for your quesadilla when you're starving and in a fucking terribly depressed mood. GREAT friends will drag your ass out of your dorm room, take you to the grocery store, buy you enough groceries for the next two weeks, take you back to their apartment, and ambush you with Halloween costumes until you agree to go to the Honors Program Halloween party, even though all you want to do is lay in bed with the covers over your head.
- Some places of Richmond eerily resemble scenes from Deliverance. (Or our hometown. Semantics.)
- Free pizza is the shit and best shared with people who have cookies and beer.
- Four people can eat about two whole pizzas without exploding.
- Wearing your contacts for days and days is NOT advised.
- I vastly underestimate the quality of my own damn bed. (I've only seen it once since Wednesday and only because I threatened to walk home by myself at 2am.)
- It doesn't rain sideways.
- Saturday nights are best spent in a room full of gay people, drag queens, and nalgene bottles full of 100 proof vodka and mountain dew.
- Don't jump around to techno music after you drink the hugest mouthful of 100 proof vodka chased by a swig of mountain dew.
- Do NOT forget your camera's battery if you plan on being in a room full of gay people, drag queens, and nalgene bottles full of 100 proof vodka and mountain dew.
- You know you're out of shape when EVERYTHING hurts after a night of booty-shakin'!
- The turkey story NEVER gets old.
- Tequila, rum, and beer + Steak n' Shake at 4am = *joey from blossom* WOAH!
- COTS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!
- Crappy duplex cookies and pepsi does not a balanced breakfast make.
- Chinese food in the floor of the legal documents section of the library ROCKS!
- One word: COFFEE!!
"*takes a drink of coffee* BAH! You're cold and unsettling. I WANT A DIVORCE!" - Daniel. About his coffee.
"COMING OUT" DANCE DRESS-UP TIME! (No, I'm not, but the dance was fucking fun as hell.):
This one's cropped until I get permission to post from the other person in the pic. :XD
The theme was carnivale. I was fully intending not to go, but then I wanted to get pretty and dance with a drag queen. I had to settle for a drunken gay guy. ;)
"MY GOD, look at the feathers! It looks like a drag queen exploded up in here!" - Amanda, post dance.
- Good friends will offer to pay for your quesadilla when you're starving and in a fucking terribly depressed mood. GREAT friends will drag your ass out of your dorm room, take you to the grocery store, buy you enough groceries for the next two weeks, take you back to their apartment, and ambush you with Halloween costumes until you agree to go to the Honors Program Halloween party, even though all you want to do is lay in bed with the covers over your head.
- Some places of Richmond eerily resemble scenes from Deliverance. (Or our hometown. Semantics.)
- Free pizza is the shit and best shared with people who have cookies and beer.
- Four people can eat about two whole pizzas without exploding.
- Wearing your contacts for days and days is NOT advised.
- I vastly underestimate the quality of my own damn bed. (I've only seen it once since Wednesday and only because I threatened to walk home by myself at 2am.)
- It doesn't rain sideways.
- Saturday nights are best spent in a room full of gay people, drag queens, and nalgene bottles full of 100 proof vodka and mountain dew.
- Don't jump around to techno music after you drink the hugest mouthful of 100 proof vodka chased by a swig of mountain dew.
- Do NOT forget your camera's battery if you plan on being in a room full of gay people, drag queens, and nalgene bottles full of 100 proof vodka and mountain dew.
- You know you're out of shape when EVERYTHING hurts after a night of booty-shakin'!
- The turkey story NEVER gets old.
- Tequila, rum, and beer + Steak n' Shake at 4am = *joey from blossom* WOAH!
- COTS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!
- Crappy duplex cookies and pepsi does not a balanced breakfast make.
- Chinese food in the floor of the legal documents section of the library ROCKS!
- One word: COFFEE!!
"*takes a drink of coffee* BAH! You're cold and unsettling. I WANT A DIVORCE!" - Daniel. About his coffee.
"COMING OUT" DANCE DRESS-UP TIME! (No, I'm not, but the dance was fucking fun as hell.):
This one's cropped until I get permission to post from the other person in the pic. :XD
The theme was carnivale. I was fully intending not to go, but then I wanted to get pretty and dance with a drag queen. I had to settle for a drunken gay guy. ;)
"MY GOD, look at the feathers! It looks like a drag queen exploded up in here!" - Amanda, post dance.
posted by Shae at 3:01 PM
1 Comments:
ack, you are adorable, shae.
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