"...waking up early with drums in my ears..."

So, let's add to Shae's problems. The motherboard Shae bought off of ebay that costed her $315? I have just been informed that it doesn't fucking work. *starts down the long road of attempting to get her goddamned monies back* It'd be a lot different if the people who are TRYING to fix my comp hadn't waited TWO MONTHS to tell me it doesn't work.

"Don't blame me!" "I blame YOU!"

I can actually feel my motivation returning. I'm highly grateful for this as I have some serious slack to take up.

I'm going to sell my soul for a passport. It wouldn't be that much of a jump. We sold our souls to be part of this God-forsaken country. It's really just more of a transferral of ownership.

OOH! Guess what Shae did! Sent in the order form thing for her birth certificate and FORGOT TO PUT THE CHECK IN! SO!!! I'm cutting this whole passport thing REAL close.

Skin of my goddamned teeth.

I'mma go do an APA style lab report!

Toodles!