stupid ranting - shameless self promotion - stupid ranting
I gave blood today! So! I took a nap! Nothing says lovin' like justifiable naps! (Don't ask because I have no idea. Remember, my blood level is still low.)
Lately, I've been kind of seeing double. Like all these words have ghost words. It wouldn't bother me too much if I didn't spend so much time choosing which ones I should look at.
I've decided to bust my hump to make enough monies to study abroad Winter term. In London/Dublin! The class? "The Psychology of Odd and Eccentric Behavior"!!! HOW COOL AND UP MY ALLY IS THAT?!?! The problem? The trip is $3000 bucks. And that's not including spending monies! If anyone would like to donate to the "Get Shae the fuck out of the country" fund, then you can probably stage a coup to keep me there. I'm sure I pose some sort of threat to this government and the well-being of the general populace.
On a more serious note, I've decided to devote my Mary Kay sales (yes, I'm now a Mary Kay fucking cosmetic consultant) to the trip. I figure that this'll help boost sales if I include a letter to potential customers that it's more like fundraising than shameless self promotion. I mean, people have hearts of gold, right? *prances on a rainbow with unicorns* At any rate, if you are even semi-interested in buying Mary Kay cosmetics from me (for the whopping 3 readers I have), email me at shae03@hotmail.com with "Mary Kay" in the subject line. I'll send you a catalog thingy. And don't worry about distance if it happens to be ginormous. I can ship no problem. ;)
Okay, back to the crazy. Guess what I found at the local Dollar Store. Nope. Guess again. Okay, I'll tell you. A Do-It-Yourself Divorce Kit. WTF? How redneck is THAT? I couldn't open it to find out what was in it, but the sheer fact that it was there made my day a little brighter.
Okay, considering I can't read anything on the screen, I think I'm going to go back to the dorm to call it a really early night.
PAY ME MONIES!
Shae
Lately, I've been kind of seeing double. Like all these words have ghost words. It wouldn't bother me too much if I didn't spend so much time choosing which ones I should look at.
I've decided to bust my hump to make enough monies to study abroad Winter term. In London/Dublin! The class? "The Psychology of Odd and Eccentric Behavior"!!! HOW COOL AND UP MY ALLY IS THAT?!?! The problem? The trip is $3000 bucks. And that's not including spending monies! If anyone would like to donate to the "Get Shae the fuck out of the country" fund, then you can probably stage a coup to keep me there. I'm sure I pose some sort of threat to this government and the well-being of the general populace.
On a more serious note, I've decided to devote my Mary Kay sales (yes, I'm now a Mary Kay fucking cosmetic consultant) to the trip. I figure that this'll help boost sales if I include a letter to potential customers that it's more like fundraising than shameless self promotion. I mean, people have hearts of gold, right? *prances on a rainbow with unicorns* At any rate, if you are even semi-interested in buying Mary Kay cosmetics from me (for the whopping 3 readers I have), email me at shae03@hotmail.com with "Mary Kay" in the subject line. I'll send you a catalog thingy. And don't worry about distance if it happens to be ginormous. I can ship no problem. ;)
Okay, back to the crazy. Guess what I found at the local Dollar Store. Nope. Guess again. Okay, I'll tell you. A Do-It-Yourself Divorce Kit. WTF? How redneck is THAT? I couldn't open it to find out what was in it, but the sheer fact that it was there made my day a little brighter.
Okay, considering I can't read anything on the screen, I think I'm going to go back to the dorm to call it a really early night.
PAY ME MONIES!
Shae
posted by Shae at 7:58 PM
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