YAAAAY! I'm gonna be sick!

Well, it's either 4:53am or 5:53am. My cell phone reads 4:53, the computer, 5:53. Maybe the comp is getting a head start on daylight saving time? Or maybe my cell phone is getting a late start? Either way, I'm up because this weekend is FREE LAUNDRY WEEKEND! WOO! And considering I haven't done laundry since I came back from Spring Break (oh, about 3 weeks ago), I think its high goddamned time. It's just my luck that its free weekend (since, to this point in time, I've washed 5 loads and dried 3 with a possible 2 to go).

I also got a FREE PIZZA yesterday! Their mistake. Took it as a carry-out order and it was a delivery.

Did I win the goddamned karma lottery or something? I think I have a karma IRA somewhere with MUCH unredeemed good karma that keeps building up. Why don't I ever get junk mail about THAT? Instead of, "You may have unredeemed funds!" They should give me a karma heads up like, "Some omniscient entity is going to stop shitting on your head!"

Where does the Pope get his clothes? Popes-R-Us? Is there a papal clothing catalog? What would the models be doing? The sexy underwear pose in papal clothes and hat? SOMEBODY has to make this shit.

I also got my Ani dvd in yesterday!

Don't you hate the way your teeth feel after drinking 3 cups of coffee? *twitch*

OH! I've decided to run with a Psychology major with a minor in Deviance/Criminology. I couldn't necessarily go another semester without knowing what the hell I'mma do for it, so I figured, "What's one of the most versatile degrees?"

I can train dolphins if I so choose!

Okie, I'mma go get my last two loads of laundry out and go the fuck to bed before I implode. Toodles!