"This pillow stuffing tastes like imchoking!"

"The exports are seen as an attempt by Chavez to embarrass the Bush administration, which the Venezuelan leader says neglects poor Americans."

Bush administration neglect poor Americans?! The HELL, you say!

I think what pisses me off more is that, though SOMEONE is trying to help the American poor out (even though they hate the administration), some people are surrounding the whole deal with paranoid controversy (mostly) concerning denying a fact that most people know is true in the first place.

I have a copy of Brokeback Mountain via my "dealer." *winks in nervous friend's direction* Thanks, mate!

I'm hungry and in need of a shower.

Adieu.