"Drink up, it's last call, last resort."

...I constantly have pop songs stuck in my head because I listen to them all day at work...

I got PAID! I can buy hair dye, and conditioner, and do laundry, and make my account balance NOT 8 cents anymore!

I got a 79 on that damned test. I think I'm going to take the retake.

I'm helping a friend with an outrageous assignment.

"A former master pastry chef, Jacques Joaquamol (whack-a-mole) had a shift in career objectives due to the development of an aversion to his very own pastries as a result of witnessing an apprentice being mangled in a high speed blender."

"Travelled to the Himalayas to seek the wisest man at the top of the mountain but found, instead, a small settlement of polar bear ranchers."

"Always confused why Andrew Lloyd Webber was known only by his full name, ___ went against the grain and dubbed him Al Webber."

...This is kind of fun!

I'm hungry. And restless.

Au revoir!