Where the hell is everyone?! *echos*

I hate that picture. I'm taking it down.

*shuffles off to do so*

Nevermind, I have no idea how to do so and quite frankly, I don't care. :XD (MOUSTACHE MAN!)

Dead week is over. Now finals week can ensue. I haven't studied for anything yet and I have four (count 'em, 1, 2, 3, 4) essays to write for Cinema History before Tuesday at 8 - 10am. I don't even KNOW if I can turn in late work to my Photojournalism class. Yet again, quite frankly, I don't care. :XD (Okay, I do, but it's easier to say I don't.)

The art building has the BEST room! An entire ROOM devoted to storing the clay for the pottery class!!! And around the walls, there's layers of clay and stuff! I didn't want to leave! That building is like a five year old's dream world!

Of course, then there's the six foot fan I kept stepping back into and hitting my head on. I hate being short(er... thank pretty much everyone I know).

SOMEONE LINKED ME!!! Big Merl. I was stoked beyond belief. It's probably just a pity link. *giggles*

*waves to the people driving by outside* "HI! I'm the loser who's sitting in the computer lab at 11:15 on a Friday night!"

What does it mean when you yawn and you taste gravy and biscuits?

I'm going to create some entertainment.

Over and out!

Where was I?

Blah. Have you ever had one of those weeks where you are so damn busy that, when you have a moment to stop and breathe, you're bored as hell and feel like you should be doing something? Well, technically I SHOULD be doing some things, but I have all weekend to do them. That is, of course, unless the world shall come to an end. Then I really don't have to worry about my final grades, now, do I?

I REALLY have to do some laundry. But I don't have any damn money, let alone money in quarters. Heh.

I'm two weeks shy of doing an ENTIRE semester without my laptop. It helps that I moved to the center of campus (where I WAS living was across the fucking bypass way the fuck over there *points*). I think, however, that I can definitely put off buying a new one in lieu of saving monies to go to London/Dublin!!!

Then again, I didn't have Honors courses this semester. Next semester, I'll have two. I am not looking forward to it. *prepares to work ass off*

DANIEL AND STEPHANIE WILL ALSO BE HERE!!! Among a couple other anticipated new residents! And I'll HOPEFULLY have a job at the library cafe'. And all will be right with the world. (Until I get super duper stressed out and want to pull my hair out. :D)

But until then: hell. I mean home. For the summer. I'm going to TRY to stay with Daniel and Stephanie, but I don't have a car and I don't have a job. So, considering its t-minus two weeks and counting until this semester ends, I'mma think that's not going to happen.

Le frown.

Well, I feel really antsy and like I should be doing something, so I'm going to do just that. Toodles.

stupid ranting - shameless self promotion - stupid ranting

I gave blood today! So! I took a nap! Nothing says lovin' like justifiable naps! (Don't ask because I have no idea. Remember, my blood level is still low.)

Lately, I've been kind of seeing double. Like all these words have ghost words. It wouldn't bother me too much if I didn't spend so much time choosing which ones I should look at.

I've decided to bust my hump to make enough monies to study abroad Winter term. In London/Dublin! The class? "The Psychology of Odd and Eccentric Behavior"!!! HOW COOL AND UP MY ALLY IS THAT?!?! The problem? The trip is $3000 bucks. And that's not including spending monies! If anyone would like to donate to the "Get Shae the fuck out of the country" fund, then you can probably stage a coup to keep me there. I'm sure I pose some sort of threat to this government and the well-being of the general populace.

On a more serious note, I've decided to devote my Mary Kay sales (yes, I'm now a Mary Kay fucking cosmetic consultant) to the trip. I figure that this'll help boost sales if I include a letter to potential customers that it's more like fundraising than shameless self promotion. I mean, people have hearts of gold, right? *prances on a rainbow with unicorns* At any rate, if you are even semi-interested in buying Mary Kay cosmetics from me (for the whopping 3 readers I have), email me at shae03@hotmail.com with "Mary Kay" in the subject line. I'll send you a catalog thingy. And don't worry about distance if it happens to be ginormous. I can ship no problem. ;)

Okay, back to the crazy. Guess what I found at the local Dollar Store. Nope. Guess again. Okay, I'll tell you. A Do-It-Yourself Divorce Kit. WTF? How redneck is THAT? I couldn't open it to find out what was in it, but the sheer fact that it was there made my day a little brighter.

Okay, considering I can't read anything on the screen, I think I'm going to go back to the dorm to call it a really early night.

PAY ME MONIES!
Shae

YAAAAY! I'm gonna be sick!

Well, it's either 4:53am or 5:53am. My cell phone reads 4:53, the computer, 5:53. Maybe the comp is getting a head start on daylight saving time? Or maybe my cell phone is getting a late start? Either way, I'm up because this weekend is FREE LAUNDRY WEEKEND! WOO! And considering I haven't done laundry since I came back from Spring Break (oh, about 3 weeks ago), I think its high goddamned time. It's just my luck that its free weekend (since, to this point in time, I've washed 5 loads and dried 3 with a possible 2 to go).

I also got a FREE PIZZA yesterday! Their mistake. Took it as a carry-out order and it was a delivery.

Did I win the goddamned karma lottery or something? I think I have a karma IRA somewhere with MUCH unredeemed good karma that keeps building up. Why don't I ever get junk mail about THAT? Instead of, "You may have unredeemed funds!" They should give me a karma heads up like, "Some omniscient entity is going to stop shitting on your head!"

Where does the Pope get his clothes? Popes-R-Us? Is there a papal clothing catalog? What would the models be doing? The sexy underwear pose in papal clothes and hat? SOMEBODY has to make this shit.

I also got my Ani dvd in yesterday!

Don't you hate the way your teeth feel after drinking 3 cups of coffee? *twitch*

OH! I've decided to run with a Psychology major with a minor in Deviance/Criminology. I couldn't necessarily go another semester without knowing what the hell I'mma do for it, so I figured, "What's one of the most versatile degrees?"

I can train dolphins if I so choose!

Okie, I'mma go get my last two loads of laundry out and go the fuck to bed before I implode. Toodles!