WHY IS NOTHING WORKING?!

List of things that don't work properly:
- My honors books on loan account (though it says I still have it).
- My dorm phone. (The combination of
- My cell phone. these means NO phone.)
- My emails to the teacher of a class that I NEED to be in, but is closed.
- EVERY-FUCKING-THING IS CLOSED because it just HAPPENS to be Martin Luther King, Jr. day. (SON OF A BITCH)

I think I left my pants somewhere. This sounds REAL bad, but they could be in one of about 5 different places. I just realized I haven't seen them since Dublin. I'm real sad about them. They were a new pair, too!

I'm finding someone with a phone that WORKS and I'm ordering the Domino's pizza special thing. $3.94 for a large 1 topping, bitch! That'd feed me for DAYS!

Over and out.