Thursday, November 10, 2005

Sleep would be nice right about now.

*sits silently in computer room* *suddenly hears a fairly high-pitched* "Niki! NIKI! NIKINIKINIKINIKINIKINIKI!" *blinks* I don't think I'd ever trade this dorm for any other.

DAMMIT, printer! I could have reset you faster than you can reset yourself! I just would have turned off your bitch ass! *punches it*

It was cold today. AND I HATE MY DAMNED SOCIAL DEVIANCE CLASS!!! The class is poorly organized, unstructured, redundant, and random. There's only three tests all year and his teaching style just... frustrates me to no end. He's so very superfluous in his information that you have NO idea what the hell is important. There's no study guides. Only a vague review the day before the exam. Then there's the material. Of course, the Sociology of Deviance IS RELATIVE. Understood. Check. But does it always have to be in the opinon of the teacher? And does said teacher have to WRITE THE TEXTBOOK YOU USE? (And poorly at that.) And does he have to be so biased against psychology, my major of choice? He called psychology a "Peter Pan" theory. "Clap if you believe." Because it's not based in science at all. *rolls eyes* He's so very arrogant. He throws about names and theories and his supposed unparalleled knowledge of the subject as if it were confetti on New Years Eve. And then we have questions on the test (85 multiple choice, 10 definitions, 5 essay questions worth 5pts each; 14 pages in all) like "A fish's head rots before its body, says Derber. True or false?"

So I changed my minor from criminology/deviance to international studies. Fuck this shit.

The end.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH!OH!!!! You're S/D Professor is that guy from Harry Potter..you know...uh...the one who wrote all the books at taught defense against the dark arts, and was a big pu--chicken in the end. HIM!! It's him!! Does he gesture wildly with his hands and have a hair "do"? I bet he does! *nods*

6:43 PM  
Blogger Shae said...

*L* Lockhart, yeah. Except I'm not questioning his knowledge. I'm questioning exactly how full of shit he is. And he DOES gesture wildly and has an odd hair 'do! Except he's bald on top with little wisps, the concentration of which are two little sprigs near the top of his forehead, thus making him look vaguely like that bumblebee on those allergy medicine commercials! I think they're for Zyrtec? I dunno.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooooh yeah! I totally spaced on his name.
lol I think the bees are from Zyrtec too. Maybe Flonase, but I'm pretty sure you're right.

Amelia Out!
(PS I'm moving into your closet tomorrow..just so you know)

4:07 PM  

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