"...i've cut all of the pertinent wires so my eyes can't make that connection..."
I'm sore from doing yoga last night. I was listening to Ani Difranco real loud last night and Marissa was like, "Shae's having a feminist rant night, isn't she?"
Damn straight, Marissa. Damn straight.
I stayed up til 4 am talking to some friends on the porch. Topics of conversation consisted of favorite movies, music, 80s fad, etc., most awkward/funniest sex stories, etc. etc. One guy that I had just met told NUMEROUS fucking HILARIOUS stories. Especially about this friend he had growing up. They were all playing hide and go seek in this empty 2nd story apartment when they heard the land lord and potential renters/buyers coming up the stairs. The new friend and one of his friends darted into a nearby room, and one unfortunate soul ran all the way down the hallway to the far end, where he opted to hide in the closet. Of course, his room was the first they came to, and of course, hte closet was the first place the potentials wanted to look. At any rate, long story short, the door opens, a small child darts out of the closet and out an open window, and runs to safety down the street. Let me reiterate. A small child DARTS out of the goddamned CLOSET, through an OPEN WINDOW of a SECOND STORY APARTMENT, and off to safety down the street while the landlord and potentials peer uneasily from the said window. Of course, he breaks his goddamned ankle, but that wasn't exactly pertinent information at the time.
"This apartment also comes with a crazed midget!"
At any rate, I've made a curfew for myself after sleeping until 12:13pm today. MY LAST CLASS ENDS AT 12:15!!! :'( I need to fucking get some priorities straight.
Happy hump day to all and to all a good night!
Damn straight, Marissa. Damn straight.
I stayed up til 4 am talking to some friends on the porch. Topics of conversation consisted of favorite movies, music, 80s fad, etc., most awkward/funniest sex stories, etc. etc. One guy that I had just met told NUMEROUS fucking HILARIOUS stories. Especially about this friend he had growing up. They were all playing hide and go seek in this empty 2nd story apartment when they heard the land lord and potential renters/buyers coming up the stairs. The new friend and one of his friends darted into a nearby room, and one unfortunate soul ran all the way down the hallway to the far end, where he opted to hide in the closet. Of course, his room was the first they came to, and of course, hte closet was the first place the potentials wanted to look. At any rate, long story short, the door opens, a small child darts out of the closet and out an open window, and runs to safety down the street. Let me reiterate. A small child DARTS out of the goddamned CLOSET, through an OPEN WINDOW of a SECOND STORY APARTMENT, and off to safety down the street while the landlord and potentials peer uneasily from the said window. Of course, he breaks his goddamned ankle, but that wasn't exactly pertinent information at the time.
"This apartment also comes with a crazed midget!"
At any rate, I've made a curfew for myself after sleeping until 12:13pm today. MY LAST CLASS ENDS AT 12:15!!! :'( I need to fucking get some priorities straight.
Happy hump day to all and to all a good night!
posted by Shae at 11:09 PM
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