"All my friends say that I ain't so right in my head..."

Something that was lying dormant as a private entry in my diary:

1. I can't resist jumping in a puddle after it rains only when its too cold to do so.


2. My theme song is Aimee Allen - Revolution. "I'd start a revolution... if I could get up in the morning."


3. I twitch my foot when I can't sleep. What?


4. When I change the volume on the tv or winamp, it has to end in 5 or 0. (20, 25, etc..)


5. My favorite candy is sour gummi worms from Save A Lot


6. The fastest I've driven a car was approximately 90 mph. I was in an '83 Oldsmobile... Regal? The speedometer only went to 85. It was in a straight stretch by the police station. Daniel knows this. ;) We were a-racin'!


7. I can't choose just one favorite thing. Food, movies, books, etc. It's all dependent on my mood. And I hate questions that are like "what's your favorite blah blah blah.." because when everything's so good, why choose one?


8. I've never done one of those internet "survey" things. (This one has changed now. I did one Daniel and Brandi and Stephanie and Amelia did. I was bored!)


9. If I had a penny for everytime someone said I was crazy or asked what i was on, I'd be a very rich girl.


10. I HATE when cds say they're burning, but end up fucking up for no apparent reason.


11. I avoid confrontation at all costs, though most people would describe me as outspoken. I don't get it either.


12. I clogged when I was in 2nd grade. Went through beginner, intermediate, and 3 advanced classes.


13. I've only been in one real fist fight my entire life. That was in 6th grade.


14. If I had to choose a true enemy, it would be aol. Motherfuckers are YET to cancel my account and leave me the hell alone (eventhough I've cancelled it 3 times.)


15. I used to play flute (4 years) and piano (2 years). I'm still failing at guitar.


16. My bible school teacher was my piano teacher. She gave me a discount for being in bible school and extra presents at Christmas time! XD


17. My first concert was Garth Brooks. For some strange reason (eventhough I abhor country music), I got a little angry when I heard the guy on "I love the 90s" dissing him. Then got more angry because I didn't know why I was angry.


18. I swim like a fish and love water.


19. I believe in trying everything twice. This, my friends, is a bad idea.


20. I've been to 8 different schools and lived in 10+ different houses. And I'm not talking in a linear pattern. I mean, to one school, to another, back to the first, to a different. Same with houses.


21. I don't know who my biological sperm donor is.


22. I used to be afraid of my mamaw's basement because I once dreamt there were demons in it.


23. I could be considered a jack of all trades, master of none.


24. I regret not following through with music and drama that I started in elementary school.


25. At the same time, I make a point to never have regrets. What's in the past is in the past and there's nothing I can do about it? ;)


26. My favorite perfume is Sand & Sable. My mamaw used to keep a bottle of it on her dresser. Charlie Red is probably 2nd. I go for the cheap shit.


27. I have a heart shaped freckle on my thigh.


28. I've been in gymnastics, dance, swim team, academic team, band, track, cheerleading, basketball, volleyball, forensics, drama team, FBLA, and probably more things I can't remember. Not necessarily for long periods of time because my mom always made me quit what I started. And I got a really nasty habit of it. ;)


29. I want my nose pierced, my tongue, my ears a 3rd time, once on the cartilage, and once on the little flap thingy. (No, that's not technical. ;)) I don't really want anything else. No one will see anything else.


30. I'm afraid tattoos are addictive.


31. I can fold my tongue back and make ti stay. I heard only one in a million can do that. Me, my aunt, and Brandi can.


32. I've never done drugs. Only drank to try to get drunk once. And I "mixed my colors". Quite a bit. Didn't get sick or too bad to walk straight or hold a conversation. Brandi said i was bitchy.


33. Stackers fuck me up like I assume speed would.


34. chocolate and caffeine gives me palpitations


35. I've ridden a mule. He was my papaw's. His name was pete.


36. I've been an unfortunate attendant at a game of "donkey basketball".


37. When I was 4, I was hit in the chest by a can of hairspray tha twas thrown into the fire and exploded at a high rate of speed. I was wearing a pink mickey mouse shirt that my aunt brought back from her senior trip and mamaw probably still has. Mom flipped out and took me to get x-rays.


38. I've sprained my ankle more times than I've stubbed my fingers. And I played basketball for a while!


39. It caused me to develop an unnatural fear of uneven sidewalk.


40. I still have my first stuffed animal. His name's Higgins. He's a raccoon. Yes, I call him Higgy-poo.


41. Possums are scary.


42. I'm not all that easy to embarrass. I can always laugh at myself. Its fun.


43. The radio pisses me off.


44. I eat grilled cheese with pickle juice.


45. Now I want a grilled cheese with pickle juice.


46. I attended 4 summers at a christian camp.


47. I bruise so easily, they once insisted on testing me for lupus..


48. My best friend dubbed me "grammar princess". The banner on weatherbug spouting good things about a "dieth patch" still annoys me. Stephanie is still reigning queen. For good reason. ;)


49. I type an average of 90 wpm.


50. I have invisible eyelashes. Meaning they're so blonde, without mascara, it looks like I don't have any. One of my "friends" said it I look like I have cancer w/o makeup. "*blinks* Thanks man."


51. My papaw just came in here, mumbled something about corn, and left. Let's just say I get my insanity honest.


52. Teachers in high school used to get pissed that I could miss all their classes and still ace their tests. They passed me anyway.


53. My cousin used to orchestrate little mini shows which I was forced to be backup singer to perform for family. Shortly thereafter, I realized I hated her. "I AM NOT YOUR DANCING MONKEY!"


54. I've never broken a bone, but I was told the sprain I got in freshman year of high school was worse because of the amount of time it took to heal.


55. Just about the only thing I hate about my features is my nose. It's short and chubby.


56. I'm fanatical about my teeth. I hate for them to feel grimey. *cringes*


57. I think I sleep with my eyes open. I wake up sometimes and my eyes are SO dry. That shouldn't happen if they're closed.


58. I love storms, but am terrified of tornados. Daniel once made the expression (after my pointing out we should probably not be in a mobile home while it was lightning so much) that he had never heard me say I was afraid of anything before.


59. I lose more chapstick than I can afford to buy.


60. I want a macaw... and a kitty!


61. I can't have a macaw... or a kitty. Damn school.


62. I have the attention span of a small mammal.


63. Couple of summers ago, I got poison oak camping "with the girls" and ended up looking like Quasimodo for a week.


64. I can moonwalk.


65. I have a betta fish named Jacques. I named him after Jack the Great Betrayer who committed suicide by jumping down the drain.


66. I think I was aiming for 100 with this thing, but since 6 is my Brandi's favorite number, I'm going to end it with 66.