Tuesday, November 28, 2006

bumper stickers = what?

On the bumper of a Subaru Outback: "Hunt with your kids, not for them."

...I'm confused...

Does this mean that there's actually enough people who hunt FOR their kids that it's actually a problem?

Send the kids out into the woods with a deer pelt and a running start.

Any LOGICAL mind would think, "Oh, take your kid hunting and teach THEM to hunt for food instead of bringing it back to them," but then you'd have to make that logical leap to, "Damn. Kentucky IS everything I imagined."

All-in-all, it was a nice chuckle for the start of the day.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Lesson of the Day:

Nose rings and fuzzy towels do not a pair make.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The kitty says, "SIEG HEIL!"



...little Hitler 'stache!...


...I'm bored...

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Q: What smells like ass?

A: Whole-wheat bread.